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I'M NOT SNORING I'M CHOKING, Graphic Tee Shirt, Black
I'M NOT SNORING I'M CHOKING, Graphic Tee Shirt, Black
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In the dead of the night, you become the lead soloist in an impromptu symphony of snores. It seems like every night you're keeping the house awake, attracting the disgruntled stares of loved ones and the playful teasing that tags along each morning. This daily routine is indicative of much more than a night full of noise—it's a tale of your struggle with sleep apnea. Even amidst this nighttime challenge, you cling tightly to your infectious sense of humor. Yes, sleep apnea is no laughing matter, but sometimes, levity is the best way to cope, and we have just the right thing to bring a smile to your face while shedding light on your situation.
Imagine walking into a family gathering, your friend's house or an informal meet-up, spotting smiles that widen at the sight of your attire. There you are — standing tall, proud, and a bit cheeky in your new ""I'M NOT SNORING, I'M CHOKING"" graphic tee shirt. It's black, it's bold: it's your way of taking ownership over your narrative with a robust blend of humor and truth.
The laughter that ensues doesn't merely come from the initial shock of your statement tee - it continues as they notice the high-quality material, easy fit, and sharp design. This is not just a shirt, but a conversation starter, all while keeping things light and amusing.
Now, you not only own your condition but also inspire others to understand the nature of sleep apnea. You're helping to de-stigmatize this common nighttime foe with your unashamed commentary displayed boldly on your chest. There's no need to explain or excuse your nighttime symphony any longer; this shirt speaks volumes, and it does so with a cheeky laugh.
As part of The Bold Collection, the ""I'M NOT SNORING, I'M CHOKING"" Graphic Tee brings humor to the forefront of your daily struggles without negating their significance. Make people laugh, keep the conversation going, and above all else, remember: every symphony needs a virtuoso.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Imagine walking into a family gathering, your friend's house or an informal meet-up, spotting smiles that widen at the sight of your attire. There you are — standing tall, proud, and a bit cheeky in your new ""I'M NOT SNORING, I'M CHOKING"" graphic tee shirt. It's black, it's bold: it's your way of taking ownership over your narrative with a robust blend of humor and truth.
The laughter that ensues doesn't merely come from the initial shock of your statement tee - it continues as they notice the high-quality material, easy fit, and sharp design. This is not just a shirt, but a conversation starter, all while keeping things light and amusing.
Now, you not only own your condition but also inspire others to understand the nature of sleep apnea. You're helping to de-stigmatize this common nighttime foe with your unashamed commentary displayed boldly on your chest. There's no need to explain or excuse your nighttime symphony any longer; this shirt speaks volumes, and it does so with a cheeky laugh.
As part of The Bold Collection, the ""I'M NOT SNORING, I'M CHOKING"" Graphic Tee brings humor to the forefront of your daily struggles without negating their significance. Make people laugh, keep the conversation going, and above all else, remember: every symphony needs a virtuoso.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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