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CPAP? HONEY BADGER DOESN'T CARE., Honey Badger wearing CPAP, CPAP, Animals, Sleep Apnea, Graphic Tee Shirt, Black

CPAP? HONEY BADGER DOESN'T CARE., Honey Badger wearing CPAP, CPAP, Animals, Sleep Apnea, Graphic Tee Shirt, Black

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"This is the honey badger. Watch it run in slow motion.

It's pretty badass. Look. It runs all over the place. ""Whoa! Watch out!"" says that bird.

Eew, it's got a CPAP mask! Oh! It's chasing a good night's sleep! Oh my gosh!

Oh, the honey badger is just crazy!

The honey badger has been referred to by the Guinness Book of World Records as the most fearless animal in the animal kingdom. It really doesn't give a shit. If it's hungry, it's hungry.

Eew! What's that in its mouth? Oh, it's got a leaky mask? Oh, it runs backwards? Now watch this: look, a stuffy nose? Honey badger don't care. It just takes what it wants. Whenever it's hungry it just -- Eew, and it breathes, congested... Watch it adjust! Look at that readjustment.

The honey badger is really pretty badass. It has no regard for any other mask whatsoever. Look at him, he's just adjusting, and fixing leaks. Eew! What's that? Dry mouth? Oh, that's nasty. They're so nasty. Oh look it's chasing comfort and not finding it.

The honey badgers have a fairly long body, but a distinctly thickset broad shoulders, and, you know, their skin is loose, allowing them to move about freely, and they twist around.

Now look: Here's a night full of congestion and sleep apnea. Do you think the honey badger cares? It doesn't give a shit, it goes right into the congestion to get some sleep. How disgusting is that? It tries to breathe. Eew, that's so nasty.

But look! The honey badger doesn't care! It's stops breathing like a thousand times. It doesn't give a shit. It's just tired. It doesn't care about apnea. Nothing can stop the honey badger when it's tired. What a crazy...! Look, it's trying to breathe, that's disgusting.

It's running in slow-motion again. See?

At nightime the honey badger goes to bed, because it's tired. Look! Here comes a fierce battle between a king cobra and a honey badger. I wonder what will happen?

Look at this, there's the honey badger just trying to sleep, and then look, ""Get away from me!"" says the snake, ""Get away from me!"" Honey badger don't care. Honey badger smacks the sleep out of it. And the snake comes back and it lashes at the honey badger.

Oh, little does the honey badger know, FYI: it's been disturbed! It's been bitten by the snake, so while it's trying to sleep -- eew, that's disgusting -- all the poisonous venom is seeping through the honey badger's body, and it passes out. Look at that sleepy fuck.

Now the honey badger is going to pass out for a few minutes, and then it's going to get right back up and start sleeping all over again, because it's a tired little bastard.

Look at this! Like nothing happened! The honey badger goes right back to bed and continues sleeping.

How disgusting.

And of course, what does the honey badger have to sleep with for the next two weeks?


The honey badger."

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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